The Book Of Noodles
W. A. (William Alexander) Clouston
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PREFACE.
PREFACE.
L IKE popular tales in general, the original sources of stories of simpletons are for the most part not traceable. The old Greek jests of this class had doubtless been floating about among different peoples long before they were reduced to writing. The only tales and apologues of noodles or stupid folk to which an approximate date can be assigned are those found in the early Buddhist books, especially in the "Játakas," or Birth-stories, which are said to have been related to his disciples by Gau
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CHAPTER I. ANCIENT GRECIAN NOODLES.
CHAPTER I. ANCIENT GRECIAN NOODLES.
" O LD as the days of Hierokles!" is the exclamation of the "classical" reader on hearing a well-worn jest; while, on the like occasion, that of the "general" reader—a comprehensive term, which, doubtless, signifies one who knows "small Latin and less Greek"—is, that it is "a Joe Miller;" both implying that the critic is too deeply versed in joke-ology to be imposed upon, to have an old jest palmed on him as new, or as one made by a living wit. That the so-called jests of Hierokles are old there
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CHAPTER II. GOTHAMITE DROLLERIES, WITH VARIANTS AND ANALOGUES.
CHAPTER II. GOTHAMITE DROLLERIES, WITH VARIANTS AND ANALOGUES.
I T seems to have been common to most countries, from very ancient times, for the inhabitants of a particular district, town, or village to be popularly regarded as pre-eminently foolish, arrant noodles or simpletons. The Greeks had their stories of the silly sayings and doings of the people of Bæotia, Sidonia, Abdera, etc. Among the Perso-Arabs the folk of Hums (ancient Emessa) are reputed to be exceedingly stupid. The Kabaïl, or wandering tribes of Northern Africa, consider the Beni Jennad as
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CHAPTER III. GOTHAMITE DROLLERIES (continued).
CHAPTER III. GOTHAMITE DROLLERIES (continued).
T HE Schildburgers, it has been already remarked, are the Gothamites of Germany, and the stories of their stupidity, after being orally current for years among the people, were collected near the close of the sixteenth century, the earliest known edition being that of 1597. In a most lively and entertaining article on "Early German Comic Romances" ( Foreign Quarterly Review , No. 40, 1837), the late Mr. W.J. Thoms has furnished an account of the exploits of the Schildburgers, from which the foll
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CHAPTER IV. GOTHAMITE DROLLERIES (continued).
CHAPTER IV. GOTHAMITE DROLLERIES (continued).
T ALES of sharpers' tricks upon simpletons do not quite fall within the scope of the present series of papers, but there is one, in the Arabian Nights —not found, however, in our common English version of that fascinating story-book—which deserves a place among noodle-stories, since it is so diverting, is not very generally known, and is probably the original of the early Italian novel of the Monk Transformed , which is ascribed to Michele Colombo: A rustic simpleton was walking homeward draggin
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CHAPTER V. THE SILLY SON.
CHAPTER V. THE SILLY SON.
A MONG the favourite jests of all peoples, from Iceland to Japan, from India to England, are the droll adventures and mishaps of the silly son, who contrives to muddle everything he is set to do. In vain does his poor mother try to direct him in "the way he should go": she gets him a wife, as a last resource; but a fool he is still, and a fool he will always be. His blunders and disasters are chronicled in penny chap-books and in nursery rhymes, of infinite variety. Who has not heard how an adve
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CHAPTER VI. THE FOUR SIMPLE BRÁHMANS.
CHAPTER VI. THE FOUR SIMPLE BRÁHMANS.
[As a sort of supplement to the sayings and doings of the silly son, the following highly diverting Indian tale is here inserted, from the Abbé Dubois' French rendering of the Tamil original, appended, with others, to his selections from the Panchatantra . The story is known in the north as well as in the south of India: in the Panjábi version there are, however, but three noodle-heroes. It will be seen that the third Bráhman's tale is another of the numerous silent couple class, and it may poss
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CHAPTER VII. THE THREE GREAT NOODLES.
CHAPTER VII. THE THREE GREAT NOODLES.
F EW folk-tales are more widely diffused than that of the man who set out in quest of as great noodles as those of his own household. The details may be varied more or less, but the fundamental outline is identical, wherever the story is found; and, whether it be an instance of the transmission of popular tales from one country to another, or one of those "primitive fictions" which are said to be the common heritage of the Aryans, its independent development by different nations and in different
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