Why Lincoln Laughed
Russell H. Conwell
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WHY LINCOLN LAUGHED
WHY LINCOLN LAUGHED
  Books by RUSSELL H. CONWELL HARPER & BROTHERS, NEW YORK Established 1817 ABRAHAM LINCOLN WHY LINCOLN LAUGHED By RUSSELL H. CONWELL Author of “ACRES OF DIAMONDS” Harper & Brothers Publishers New York and London MCMXXII Why Lincoln Laughed Copyright, 1922, by Harper & Brothers Printed in the United States of America A-W  ...
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FOREWORD
FOREWORD
Abraham Lincoln wrote to his law partner, William Henry Herndon, that “the physical side of Niagara Falls is really a very small part of that world’s wonder. Its power to excite reflection and emotion is its great charm.” That statement might fittingly be applied to Lincoln himself. One who lived in his time, and who has read the thousand books they say have been written about him in the half century since his death, may still be dissatisfied with every description of his personality and with ev
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Chapter I: When Lincoln Was Laughed At
Chapter I: When Lincoln Was Laughed At
Lincoln loved laughter; he loved to laugh himself and he liked to hear others laugh. All who knew him, all who have written of him, from John Hay, years ago, to Harvey O’Higgins in his recent work, tell how, in the darkest moments our country has ever known, Lincoln would find time to illustrate his arguments and make his points by narrating some amusing story. His humor never failed him, and through its help he was able to bear his great burden. I first met Lincoln at the White House during the
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Chapter II: President and Pilgrim
Chapter II: President and Pilgrim
The reader will not be surprised to learn that getting into the presence of the President was no laughing matter, and that his own habit of occasionally using laughter during business hours did not always descend to those under him in the government. I arrived in Washington early on a crisp December morning, just a few days before Christmas. I went straightway to the old Ebbit House, which was then the fashionable gathering place for military people stationed or sojourning in the capital. The co
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Chapter III: Lincoln Reads Artemus Ward Aloud
Chapter III: Lincoln Reads Artemus Ward Aloud
This generation, whose taste in humor has naturally changed from that of Civil War times, is not very familiar with the stories of Artemus Ward. It will be well for the reader to bear this in mind in the pages that follow. One of the two stories Lincoln read by way of relaxation, as I have told in the preceding chapter, concerned the President himself. Here it is: HOW OLD ABE RECEIVED THE NEWS OF HIS NOMINATION There are several reports afloat as to how “Honest Old Abe” received the news of his
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Chapter IV: Some Lincoln Anecdotes
Chapter IV: Some Lincoln Anecdotes
Let us now get back to that room in the White House again. After Lincoln had finished reading from Ward’s book we talked about the author. The two stories long accredited to Ward at which Mr. Lincoln laughed most heartily that day included the anecdote of the gray-haired lover who hoped to win a young wife and who, when asked by a neighbor how he was progressing with his suit, answered, with enthusiasm, “All right.” When the neighbor then asked, “Has she called you ‘Honey’ yet?” the old man answ
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Chapter V: What Made Him Laugh
Chapter V: What Made Him Laugh
To many persons it seemed incongruous that there should be any thought, motive, or taste in common between Abraham Lincoln and the droll Artemus Ward. Indeed, the great biographers of Lincoln have either ignored the existence of Ward or have referred to him very sparingly. Yet no visitor at the White House seemed more welcome than Ward during Lincoln’s administration. Mr. Seward, the Secretary of State, and Mr. Stanton, the Secretary of War, were said to disapprove of Ward’s frequent visits, and
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Chapter VI: Humor in the Political Situation
Chapter VI: Humor in the Political Situation
Among the articles published by Artemus Ward were the following references to Lincoln’s political life, which greatly pleased Mr. Lincoln. He often showed the worn clippings to his intimate friends. They lose much of the keen wit of their composition by the changes which the years have wrought in their local setting. Almost every word had a humorous and wise inference or thrust which cannot be recognized by the modern reader. But they retain enough still to be wonderfully funny. The tattered cli
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Chapter VII: Why Lincoln Loved Laughter
Chapter VII: Why Lincoln Loved Laughter
Only once in the course of our long and rambling conversation did Lincoln refer to the war. That was when he asked me how the soldiers’ spirits were keeping up. He said he had been giving out so much cheer to the generals and Congressmen that he had pumped himself dry and must take in a new supply from some source at once. He declared that his “ear bones ached” to hear a good peal of honest laughter. It was difficult, he said, to laugh in any acceptable manner when soldiers were dying and widows
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Chapter VIII: Lincoln and John Brown
Chapter VIII: Lincoln and John Brown
“This is my friend!” said Lincoln, as he suddenly turned to a pile of books beside him and grasped a Japanese vase containing a large open pond lily. Some horticultural admirer, knowing Lincoln’s love for that special flower, had sent in from his greenhouse a specimen of the Castilia odorata . The President put his left arm affectionately around the vase as he inclined his head to the lily and drew in the unequaled fragrance with a long, deep breath. “I have never had the time to study flowers a
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