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CQ! CQ! This is Mother Hardhead pulsing. Keep quiet, all you virgins and Mothers, while I communicate. Listen, listen, all you who are hooked into this broadcast. Listen, and I will tell you how I left my Mother, how my two sisters and I grew our shells, how I dealt with the olfway, and why I have become the Mother with the most prestige, the strongest shell, the most powerful broadcaster and beamer, and the pulser of a new language. First, before I tell my story, I will reveal to all you who do not know it that my father was a mobile. Yes, do not be nervequivered. That is a so-story. It is not a not-so-story. Father was a mobile. Mother pulsed, "Get out!" Then, to show she meant business, she opened her exit-iris. That sobered us up and made us realize how serious she was. Before, when she...