Diplomatic relations became strained when the Targoffian Ambassador started selling miracle products on Earth. Products that didn't exist!... Nicholson ducked into the room and squinted myopically through contact lenses which made his eyes look watery and far away. "Better scram out the back way, boss," he said. "That dame from the Department of Health and Public Welfare is here again." Bryan Channing allowed himself ten seconds of barely audible swearing. Finally, he said, "What does she expect