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CHAPTER ITHE PROBLEM STATED
CHAPTER ITHE PROBLEM STATED
Dear Mr. Smith, I am glad that you have asked me if the soap-box orator told the truth when he said that all the arguments against Socialism are either “lies” or “foolish misrepresentations.” The soap-box orator wants you to believe that all the wise men in this world are Socialists, and that those who do not accept the teachings of Karl Marx are either ignoramuses or wicked men. You tell me that your “common sense” teaches you that “there are two sides to every question.” This statement shows t
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CHAPTER IIWHAT SOCIALISM IS AND ISN’T
CHAPTER IIWHAT SOCIALISM IS AND ISN’T
Dear Mr. Smith, Before beginning our investigation of Socialism, we must define our subject. To talk intelligibly about Socialism, I must first know that you understand what Socialism is and what it isn’t. You may say that the soap-box orator has made all this very clear to you, but you mustn’t be too certain about that. The soap-box orator may know what Socialism really is, and what it proposes to accomplish, and he may not. I have known soap-box orators who knew so little about Socialism as to
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CHAPTER IIITHE WORKER’S WAGE
CHAPTER IIITHE WORKER’S WAGE
My dear Mr. Smith, If you stop at the street corner to listen to a soap-boxer, there are two things that he is pretty certain to tell you: first, that you are a “wage slave,” and, second, that you are being “robbed” every day you work. With a flood of words, carefully prepared to appeal to men in your position, and with stories that are supposed to illustrate the points he wants to make, the man on the street-corner will try to persuade you that labor is the sole factor in wealth production—that
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CHAPTER IVHOW THE “ROBBING” IS DONE
CHAPTER IVHOW THE “ROBBING” IS DONE
My dear Mr. Smith, After asserting that labor produces all value, and “showing” that the laborer receives but a very small portion of the value which he produces, Marx tells us that this unpaid-for labor—the labor-strength and time of which the worker is robbed—is used by the Capitalist Class (Marx’s term for the employer) in the further robbery of the worker. This unpaid-for labor Marx calls “surplus value,” and he includes under this term everything that the worker does not get in his own pay-
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CHAPTER VYOUR OWN PAY ENVELOPE
CHAPTER VYOUR OWN PAY ENVELOPE
My dear Smith, Having seen that the Marxian theories of value are not the sanely “scientific” laws that Socialists declare them to be, but are utter absurdities that run counter to all laws of logic and even contradict human experience, we shall now get down to your own individual pay envelope, for that is the thing which most interests you. But, please don’t imagine that, because we have stopped talking about Marx’s theories for the moment, we have reached the end of our list of Socialist falla
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CHAPTER VIYOU “WAGE SLAVES”!
CHAPTER VIYOU “WAGE SLAVES”!
My dear Smith, If you were to tell the soap-boxer that Socialism is an impracticable scheme, and that it couldn’t “make good” whether we all wanted it or not, he would become very indignant and would probably call you a “blind fool,” if he did not shower upon you still more vituperative epithets. If you ever find yourself in such a position, don’t let the soap-boxer place you on the defensive. When you talk about the impracticability of Socialism you put the Socialist just where he doesn’t want
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CHAPTER VIIYOUR BOSS UNDER SOCIALISM
CHAPTER VIIYOUR BOSS UNDER SOCIALISM
My dear Smith, Having seen what the condition of the “wage slave” will be under Socialism, it is only fair that we should give a little attention to that other class in the Co-operative Commonwealth, the “bossing class.” The Socialist speaker on the street-corner assures us that, when the Socialist ideal is realized, everything in society will be democratically managed. It is in this way, they say, and in this way alone, that true liberty can be realized. The fact that they do not make clear is
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CHAPTER VIIISOME MORE “EQUALITY”
CHAPTER VIIISOME MORE “EQUALITY”
My dear John, If you want to see how mad a man can get and still live, ask the soap-box orator if Socialism proposes to pay all kinds of workers the same wage. Tell him that you have heard that, in the Co-operative Commonwealth, there will be absolute equality of remuneration. If you put this question to the street-corner agitator, I’ll promise that you will get all that you bargained for and more. But don’t be frightened by his torrent of wrath and indignation. Quietly but persistently press th
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CHAPTER IXA FEW “MINOR” DETAILS
CHAPTER IXA FEW “MINOR” DETAILS
My dear John, When the Socialists promise to see that you get the full product of your labor, there are a few minor details which they overlook. Not the least of these is the detail as to how they are going to do it. If you should ask your friend, the soap-box man, where he gets the figures which he reels off so glibly when he is talking to you about the way you are robbed, he may find it difficult to answer; but the difficulty he encounters when confronted with such a question is nothing in com
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CHAPTER XLABOR’S FULL PRODUCT
CHAPTER XLABOR’S FULL PRODUCT
My dear Smith, There is a good reason why the Socialists are unwilling to tell you just what their State will be, or how it will work. They themselves do not know. You can divide the present-day Socialists into two classes. The best of them are utopian dreamers—theorists who hope that things will work out all right, and who are willing to take a chance. The worst of them are mere office-seekers, eager for place or pelf, and willing to become special pleaders for the oppressed in return for their
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CHAPTER XIIS WRETCHEDNESS INCREASING?
CHAPTER XIIS WRETCHEDNESS INCREASING?
My dear John, If you listen to a Socialist speaker, or pick up a Socialist periodical, you are pretty certain to come face to face with the assertion that “the poor are now growing poorer and the rich richer every day.” If you ask for further particulars, you will soon discover that the chief reason why Socialists believe that this is what is happening is because Karl Marx predicted that it is what was going to happen. The great founder of Socialism was very certain that the development of capit
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CHAPTER XIITHE CLASS STRUGGLE
CHAPTER XIITHE CLASS STRUGGLE
My dear John, It is almost impossible to find a Socialist agitator who does not lay great stress upon the “class struggle.” I cannot remember having listened to a single one of these gentry who has not asserted that his “clear view of the economic situation” dates from the hour when he first became “class-conscious”; and I do not think that many Socialists will deny the statement that fully four-fifths of the militant propaganda is an attempt to arouse the workers to this sense of “class-conscio
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CHAPTER XIIISHALL WE TAKE IT OR PAY FOR IT?
CHAPTER XIIISHALL WE TAKE IT OR PAY FOR IT?
My dear John, While some of the more mild-mannered advocates of Socialism will try to make you believe that the change from private ownership to collective ownership will be accomplished without confiscating anybody’s property, there are few among the authoritative Marxists who consider such a course, even as a remote possibility. Marx didn’t think that it could be done, as you will see if you will turn to Engels’ “Preface” to the English translation of “Capital” (p. xiv), and in this theory he
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CHAPTER XIVTHE REVOLUTION
CHAPTER XIVTHE REVOLUTION
My dear John, You will meet many Socialists who will tell you that the Marxist creed anticipates that no force will be required in bringing about the change from capitalism to collectivism—no violence, no bloodshed. If anybody attempts to make you believe that the Socialist purpose is a peaceful one, refer him to “The Communist Manifesto,” which was drafted by Marx and Engels, and terminates with these words: “The Communists do not seek to conceal their views and aims. They declare openly that t
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CHAPTER XVWHAT WE ARE PROMISED
CHAPTER XVWHAT WE ARE PROMISED
My dear John, We have already seen how impossible many of the basic theories of Socialism are; but, heretofore, we have been dealing with definite proposals, and not with the general application of the Socialist ideas. To return to the simile of the jig-saw puzzle, John, we may say that we now have all the pieces properly cut out before us. What we have to do is to fit them together and see what kind of a picture they give us. Of course, we shall not be able to do this without some protests from
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CHAPTER XVIWHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
CHAPTER XVIWHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
My dear John, While I think I have shown you that Socialism is not what it pretends to be—a certain remedy for all the social evils of our day—and that it is utterly impossible for Socialism to keep its promises by making this world over into a veritable kingdom of God on earth, we must not make the mistake of dismissing all the contentions of the Socialists as so many exhibitions of mental aberration. There is madness in some of their doctrines—it is a crazy kind of a future that they have plan
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CHAPTER XVIITHE REMEDY
CHAPTER XVIITHE REMEDY
My dear John, As we have seen, it is not necessary that we should study life through the smoked glasses of Socialism to realize that all is not well with the world. Indeed, we have no need to look further than our own everyday experiences to witness misery that is heart-rending, to see evils that imperatively demand relief. That such conditions exist, nobody can deny; and the Socialists have made good use of this fact in shaping their appeal for “universal justice.” Certainly, it is an argument
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