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MAXIMS AND HINTS FOR AN ANGLER: BY A BUNGLER.
MAXIMS AND HINTS FOR AN ANGLER: BY A BUNGLER.
Are there any fish in the river to which you are going? Having settled the above question in the affirmative, get some person who knows the water to show you whereabout the fish usually lie; and when he shows them to you, do not show yourself to them. Comparatively coarse fishing will succeed better when you are not seen by the fish, than the finest when they see you. Do not imagine that, because a fish does not instantly dart off on first seeing you, he is the less aware of your presence; he al
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MISERIES OF FISHING.
MISERIES OF FISHING.
Making a great improvement in a receipt which a friend had given you for staining gut—and finding that you have produced exactly the colour which you wanted, but that the dye has made all your bottoms quite rotten. Suddenly putting up your hand to save your hat in a high wind, and grasping a number of artificial flies, which you had pinned round it, without any intention of taking hold of more than one at a time. Leading a large fish down-stream and arriving at a ditch, the width of which is evi
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MORE MISERIES.
MORE MISERIES.
On a subsequent occasion our honest anglers repeated their visit to Mr. Jenkins, who, with the view of making himself more agreeable to his guests, had, in the meantime, agreed to pay an annual rent to the miller, for the exclusive right of fishing in some water belonging to the mill, which was said to contain the largest fish in the river. Now, this miller had a son, who, whilst he followed his father's daily occupation of preparing matter for the loaves , sometimes thought of the fishes too; a
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MAXIMS AND HINTS FOR A CHESS PLAYER.
MAXIMS AND HINTS FOR A CHESS PLAYER.
" Lorsque je veux, sans y faire semblant, me livrer aux méditations d'une douce philosophie, je vais à la pêche. Ma longue expérience me tient en garde contre les inconveniens d'une mauvaise pratique; et je jouis de mon succès, qu'aucun jaloux ne vient troubler. Ma pêche finie, eh bien! je rentre dans le mouvement de la vie, je fais ma partie d'échecs; je triomphe, mon sang circule; je suis battu, mais je me releve. "— Tactique des Recreations....
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MAXIMS AND HINTS FOR A CHESS PLAYER.
MAXIMS AND HINTS FOR A CHESS PLAYER.
Win as often as you can, but never make any display of insulting joy on the occasion. When you cannot win—lose (though you may not like it) with good temper. If your adversary, after you have won a game, wishes to prove that you have done so in consequence of some fault of his rather than by your own good play, you need not enter into much argument on the subject, whilst he is explaining to the by-standers the mode by which he might have won the game, but did not . Nor need you make yourself une
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MAXIMS AND HINTS ON SHOOTING AND OTHER MATTERS.
MAXIMS AND HINTS ON SHOOTING AND OTHER MATTERS.
Let the person to whose care a young dog is intrusted for education be furnished with an instrument like a short trumpet, which produces a few harsh and discordant notes; and whenever it may be necessary to correct the dog, in order to enforce obedience, let such correction be accompanied by the noise of this instrument rather than by "the thundering voice and threatening mien" usually employed on such occasions. When the dog's education has been properly completed under this system, although yo
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