BY W·HEATH ROBINSON DUCKWORTH & CO. First published 1915 Reprinted 1916 PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN AT THE COMPLETE PRESS WEST NORWOOD LONDON The full-page drawings originally appeared in “The Sketch” and in “The Illustrated Sporting and Dramatic News.” The author is indebted to the proprietors of these journals for permission to issue them in this volume. I. THE TRUE REASON OF THE WAR A little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914 II. NACH PARIS! First Lessons in the Goose-step III. HAGUE