This is the story of how Joe Squeeb lost his job and got a better one, all because he threw a monkey wrench into the greatest scientific marvel of the twenty-first century. I know the story because I used to break news on the teletype for the B. J. News Agency. The B. J. News Agency has no ear for euphony, however, so I had to leave them and I'm writing these memoirs while I wait for old B. J. to apologize. The first release that touched on Joe Squeeb's case was ticked off by me on the master se